Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
