So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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