i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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