VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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