Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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