He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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