Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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