i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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