My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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