I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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