About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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