It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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