do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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