so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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