I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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