If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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