she woke up with a sticky ear
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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