Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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