I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
