so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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