I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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