with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Randomize
