Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think I died a long time ago.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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