my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Boobs are out for the taking
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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