You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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