is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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