McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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