I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
