just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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