why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need water and some morals
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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