Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's Friday. Sex?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Randomize
