remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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