this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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