i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
smell my finger.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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