Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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