some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just gift wrapped bread.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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