Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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