lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
