I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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