Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We were destined to go to rehab together
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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