I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
found the other keg... it's in the tree
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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