This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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