the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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