i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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