she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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