Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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