Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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