you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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