We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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