just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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