He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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